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Alun writes:
I ended up at Hereford entirely by accident. I was 15 and a half, bored, being nagged by my parents and living in an area where the education system was so poor that most school leavers had two choices: Work at Rotary Hoes Ltd, Harleston (a manufacturer of rotary muck spreaders) or join the forces. In Norwich on one rainy Saturday a gave in to pressure from my parents and went in to the RAF careers information office - just to take a look, you know........
I was met by a smiley seargent who welcomed me and asked me if Iwas interested in joining. I was wearing a tie die tee shirt, bell bottom trousers and a cow bell at the time, with the whole ensemble topped of by blue circular sun glasses and a headband made out of American Indian beads. I mean, did I look like I was serious about joining the forces? This guy was either on commission or very very keen to see the ranks of the Air Force swelled. He completely ignored my retort of "sniff, not really mate, it's just me parents want me to find a job soon", and asked me to take an aptitude test - "while you're here, you might as well - no committment, honest." Took the test - "While you're here we have the doctor on site, why not have your medical done - no committment, honest." Next thing I know I have accepted the apprenticeship......
Comes the day to go to Hereford... I wake up and turn on the radio - Peter Paul and Mary are singing "Leaving on a Jet Plane", followed by Simon and Garfunkle "Homeward Bound". Was this an omen I wonder as I clean my teeth. My Father drops me off at Diss station where I exchange my rail warrant for a ticket and board the train. I am being met by a lovely lady called Janet Johnson in Liverpool Street. She is going to see me across London. Janet is a hippy, she lives in a commune in Muswell Hill. We get to Paddington Station and I am about to get on the train. Janet grabs me, holds me close to her and says, "Don't go man, like they'll teach you to kill man, you'll become a war pig." "Janet",I reply, "I'm going to be a clerk." But she is insistent, "No man they'll make you kill, don't go please, come and join us in the commune." This goes on for some time and I only assuage her insistence by telling her that I was signed up, and if I didn't go "THEY" would come looking for me. I don't think she relished the idea of military police stomping round her commune flat (I think she may have experimented in the taking of pharmaceuticals), and so she finally let me go.
Now my parents were a little short on attention to detail, therefore they have not passed on to me any information on the dress code for the new apprentice. So I am still dressed in, you guessed it, tie die teeshirt (I did have more than one), bleached levi's with triangles sown into the legs and with long hair.
On the train, I see a lot of lads about my age looking very dapper in blazers and grey flannels with moderately short haircuts and pastel or grey/white shirts. I get talking to one of them and ask where he is going. He tells me he is going to Hereford to join as an apprentice as are a number of similarly dressed individuals in the carriage. I tell them that I am too. They laugh, looking at me with my duffle bag and contraband clothes. Most of all they laugh at my hair. You'll have to get that cut they guffaw. I think they expected their short back and sides to be sufficient for the barber at Hereford to pass them by (I had the last laugh there - at least I made the barber work for his money).
Anyway, the train pulls in to Hereford and I line up with the rest of the erks. We are greeted by a wonderfully avuncular man who tells us his name is Sergeant Rudge. As he walks down the line the takes a rheumy eyed look at me and tells me that this queue is for individuals who are here to join the RAF for Hereford. I think he thinks I am a scaley brat from married quarters. I tell him that's what I am here for and he snorts and mumbles something about the way the world is going......
We get to Hereford and are shown our rooms. We were originally in Leroyd Block. One of the kids complains about the 16 man rooms and immediately leaves. Sergeant Rudge comes all over nicey and arranges the lockers in the room to make three areas. I can't understand why all my mates had warned me about how brutal the military discipline regime can be. These people are all being really nice, especially Sergeant Rudge. When we are going down to the mess for instance he jovially suggests that we all might like to try to put our feet down at the same time, "you know guys, just for fun." I'm going to like this military life.......
Anyway after 3 days of walking "in time" with nice sergeants and corporals, we walk (in time) into the NAAFI and are taken upstairs, given what looks like a raffle ticket (with a number on it that I have subsequently been unable to forget, no matter how hard I try) asked to take an oath, sign some papers then some officer hands me a fiver and says congratulations Reynolds, you're in the airforce. I retort, "WHAT! you mean I wasn't up until now?" "Yes", he replies, you've just signed on. Bugger me, I could have stayed with Janet for a life of peace love, sex drugs and rock and roll and nobody would have come looking for me. "Ah well", I think, "never mind, it's nice here and they're all very friendly." Funny though as I go down the stairs to go outside, I can hear Sergeant Rudge, and somehow his voice sounds rather different all of a sudden..............................
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